1) Hacking Ubuntu to Improve Performance – This article includes various hacks to boost Ubuntu’s performance, such as viewing running processes, identifying resources, finding process startups, tuning kernel parameters, and speeding up boot time.

2) Ultimate Ubuntu performance tweaking guide – Detailed step by step instructions on what to do in order to improve performance on your system.

3) Improve Ubuntu Performance – This is an index of threads posted on ubuntuforums.org on how to get the best performance out of your Ubuntu machine.

4) Optimizing Desktop Performance – Skip to the section titled Ubuntu Services for Performance Tuning to find some performance tips. Excellent article series covering performance techniques on major flavors of Linux.

5) Feisty performance – Fly like a butterfly – A collection of settings used to tune the speed and performance of Kubuntu/Ubuntu Feisty.

6) Only Ubuntu Linux – Performance tip for Ubuntu Edgy and Feisty users by simply editing your /etc/hosts file.

7) Desktop performance tweaks – Here are a couple of performance tweaks that are nice for desktops/laptops. These tweaks are relatively easy to perform and reasonable safe. Everything you do is on your own risk.

Improve Performance in Ubuntu Edgy – Tricks and hacks on how to improve the overall performance of your system.

9) Ubuntu: 32-bit v. 64-bit Performance – Not specific to system tweaking but a nice article comparing performance on a 32-bit vs. a 64-bit server.

10) Best Ubuntu Guide Ever – This guide has everything you need.

11) Tweak ubuntu for speed – These tweaks will make your system faster and more responsive without a doubt. Read on to perform the tweaks and enjoy your faster system.

12) Ubuntu Customization Guide – About customization, we’re gonna make Ubuntu look and feel the way you want.

13) Local DNS Cache for Faster Browsing – Nice article explaining how to use DNS caching to speed up internet browsing on your Ubuntu install.

14) Super Fast Internet for Ubuntu – Basically you disable ipV6 which apparently conflicts with ipV4. Good post.

15) Ubuntu/Linux Roundup – Good collection of links/articles for Ubuntu users.

16) Ten tips for new Ubuntu users – Here’s a list of tips that might save you some time while you’re getting used to Ubuntu.

17) 10 most popular Ubuntu sites on the net – You should definitely visit these top 10 sites which have a wealth of information on using and troubleshooting in Ubuntu.

BODY AND INTERIOR SPECIFICATIONS (all model years)

PENIS

CAUTION! The following can shrink a relaxed penis by two inches or more:-
Cold weather, chilly baths or showers, sexual activity, exhaustion, excitement (non sexual), illness and Richard Branson.

TESTICLES

CAUTION!
The testicles need to be slightly cooler than normal body temperature for optimum sperm production. That’s why they hang away from the body. Hot baths and tight underwear can depress sperm count and movement.

SEMEN

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

1. DIRECT THE FLOW OF URINE The penis contains a narrow hose called the urethra that is attached to the bladder. As the urine level approaches the bladder’s maximum capacity line, you get the urge to pull over. When released, urine is flushed through the urethra, out the tip of the penis and, according to most women, usually on to the floor next to the toilet. Acting as a regulator for this process is the Pubococcygeal (PC) muscle. This is what you flex to stop urine flow or rid yourself of those last few drops. (It can also serve as an orgasm regulator. See Troubleshooting” later in this document.)

2. BECOME RIGID ENOUGH TO ALLOW PENETRATION DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE Your penis is equipped with twin hydraulic chambers. During sexual stimulation, these fill with blood until the penis grows firm and erect. After stimulation ends or there’s ejaculation, blood leaves these chambers and the penis softens again. There is usually a recovery or “refractory” period ranging from a few minutes to a full day (depending on the equipment’s age) before another erection can occur. About half of the penis is hidden inside the body, even when erect. It is fastened to the pelvis undercarriage for support.

   CAUTION! Any impact to the area where the penis attaches to the pelvis can disrupt its hydraulic function.

3. DEPOSIT SEMEN WITHIN THE VAGINA DURING EJACULATION Sperm is manufactured inside the testicles, those two ball joints below the drive shaft. From here, it passes into a soft, fibrous organ behind each testicle called the epididymis, where it acquires the long tail necessary for swimming. Sperm then enters the Vas Deferens for storage. This thin hose loops around and splices into the urethra just below the bladder. When it’s time to shift into sexual high gear, sperm is mixed with liquid from the prostate gland and adjoining seminal vesicles. The resulting transmission fluid, called semen, gathers in a holding tank, which gradually swells to pinch the bladder shut and prevent urine from trickling in. Finally the semen is expelled from the body via the urethra by a series of muscular contractions.

ACCELERATION 0-60 MPH

Independent testing shows that it generally takes three to five minutes for the flaccid penis of a young male to become fully erect once sexual stimulation begins. This reaction at least doubles with age.

WARNING!
Avoid rapid acceleration on slick surfaces. Failing to do so could cause partial or complete loss of control.

SUDDEN STOPS

Slamming on the brakes whilst driving at high speed can result in a painful condition. During sexual stimulation, blood gathers in the testicles. If ejaculation doesn’t occur and sexual excitement continues, the resulting congestion in the arteries in that area causes a dull pain, like that of an aching muscle.

HANDLING

In order to become familiar with the natural feel of your equipment and learn how it responds in different situations high speed sexual driving on a closed circuit can be helpful. According to a recent survey, nearly one tenth of British men do this weekly (a greater ration in the North of England naturally). And contrary to popular belief , it will not harm your equipment, in fact, it can be viewed as good practice lap for sex, where you’re forever flirting with the limits of control.

ENGAGING THE CHOKE

To postpone ejaculation and extend love making, engage “the choke”. This technique involves firmly squeezing the top of the penis just behind it’s head prior to orgasm.

FUEL REQUIREMENTS

Your privates were designed and developed for optimum performance and efficiency using high-quality fuel. Low-quality fuels cause cholesterol build-up in arteries and veins, thereby reducing blood flow to and from your privates and causing hard starting or stalling. In fact, every one-point increase in your total cholesterol correlates to an almost 1.5 times greater risk of erection problems. To avoid this use fuel that has a fat combination below 30 percent and is low is cholesterol and high in fibre. Such fill-ups will greatly reduce circulatory-system deposits.

BODY WORK/CHASSIS CONSIDERATIONS

Regular exercise gives the body a deep healthful lustre that lends protection improves performance and helps is hold it’s value for longer. Exercise not only makes the body more fit for sex but also stimulates the mind by making you feel sexier. ABS – Your abdominal muscles (abs) are the chief thrusting muscles for intercourse. To strengthen them, do crunches. These exercises are just like sit-ups except that you don’t raise your body up as far. Simply lie on your back with your hands crossed over your chest Lift your shoulders six to eight inches off the floor, while trying to bring your chin to your chest. You’ll feel a tightening in your gut.

ALIGNMENT

One third of all penile ruptures occur during lovemaking. They’re caused by sudden shifts in position or by awkward attempts at parallel parking with the partner on top. The tearing of tissue that occurs within an erect penis is often audible and always extremely painful. Such injures tend to happen where there is a lack of space, such as between the steering wheel and drivers seat. To protect yourself and your passenger always use turn signals before changing positions.

SAFETY BELTS

It’s highly recommended that you wear an athletic support (jock strap) for activities that involve running, jumping and sudden movement. This device tucks the testicles close to the undercarriage to protect them from jarring.

CAUTION!
Wearing polyester underwear may contribute to impotence because of the static electricity generated by man made materials. Loose 100% cotton shorts are recommended.

CONDOM DEPLOYMENT

Use only condoms from a sealed package bearing an expiry date. Be careful of fingernails, rings and other objects that could tear or puncture the material. Never open a condom package with your teeth or on your partners spiked collar. Squeeze the air from the receptacle end of the condom and roll it down over the erect penis before penetration occurs. Use only water-based lubricants such as K-Y-Jelly with latex condoms. Petroleum-based brands can damage the condom. During withdrawal, hold the base of the condom to keep it from coming off. And use each condom only once.

MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE

Your privates are the result of centuries of engineering. Before leaving the factory, every effort was made to ensure that they were in good working condition. To keep them running smoothly regular maintenance is required.

TO BE DONE DAILY

It’s especially important for uncircumcised men to retract the foreskin and wash around the head of the penis every day.

TO BE DONE WEEKLY (AT LEAST)

Sex is the best exercise for your privates. Regularly flushing the system with nourishing blood and oxygen assures optimum sperm production, prostate health and overall good performance. When intercourse is not possible, consider revving your engine manually.

TO BE CHECKED MONTHLY

After taking a warm bath or shower to relax the scrotum, you should gently roll each testicle between your fingers. It should be smooth and oval shaped, feeling kind of like a hard-boiled egg with out the shell. Compress it gently, searching for any hard areas or lumps that don’t feel like the surrounding tissue.

YEARLY INSPECTION

Once your equipment reaches forty years old, have your prostate checked annually. This gland surrounds the urethra like a doughnut and, if left to enlarge, can reduce an older man’s urine stream to a dribble. Prostate cancer is also a concern. Both of these problems can be avoided if detected early. A complete yearly inspection should include three things: A digital rectal exam (sorry mate but we’re talking finger here, not computer). A blood test for prostate-specific antigens (psa), an early warning sign of trouble. An ultrasound scan to create a visible image of the tissue.

WARNING!
Using your privates for anything other than their intended purpose voids all warranties, written or implied.

SERVICING

The frequency of ejaculation/Intercourse among:-

20-29 year olds = 4-5 times weekly
30-39 year olds = 2-4 times weekly
40-49 year olds = 1-2 times weekly
50-59 year olds = 0-1 times weekly
60 plus = 1-2 times monthly
Shagnasty = 5 times daily! (Oh Yes my friends)

AUTOMATIC SYSTEMS CHECK

Each night, your privates automatically run a self-diagnostic systems check. Most times you will be unaware this is happening. Periodic erections will occur whilst you’re asleep, as will an occasional emission. Do not be alarmed. Your privates are simply flushing themselves with fresh blood and oxygen to stay in optimum working condition. If you have a reasonable doubt this is happening, do the following test: Wrap some postage stamps from a roll firmly around the base of your penis and tape the ends together. The next morning, if the stamps are torn along the perforation, you’ve had an erection. (If you wake up in Newcastle sorting office with a postmark, try the test again, but don’t sleep so close to the post-box.)

FLUID LEAKS

After urinating, apply gentle upward pressure under the base of the penis. This will usually squeeze out any remaining drops and prevent any embarrassing stains on the upholstery.

CHECKING UNDER THE BONNET

Your penis comes from the factory with its head completely covered by a fleshly protective foreskin. Some penis owners have had this foreskin surgically removed by an authorized mechanic via circumcision. This is usually performed for religious and/or aesthetic reasons because, if basic hygiene is followed, the presence or absence of a bonnet does not affect sensitivity, sexual performance or susceptibility to mechanical failure.

LUBRICATION ADDING OIL

For extra comfort and performance during long drives or when operating your penis in extremely dry conditions, you’ll need to relube. Brands such as K-Y Jelly can be reactivated with a simple spritz of water.

DISPOSING OF USED OIL

When indiscriminately discarded, used oil can foul the bedroom environment. Flavoured lubes leave a sticky residue the required a soap-and-water scrubbing. Most no flavoured brands wipe clean with a towel.

APPEARANCE

Your privates are exposed to the corrosive effects of dirt, perspiration and vaginal fluids (some of which in my experience can be more corrosive than others). To protect the finish, trim and exposed under body , it’s important to wash often and thoroughly. Scrub any dirt and salt from crevices in the undercarriage and check that all drain holes are free from debris. After washing, allow all surfaces to drain and dry before parking in a confined space. If required you may polish your privates immediately.

MINOR CHIPS AND SCRATCHES

The skin of the penis and testicles is remarkably resilient. For chafing and small cuts that cause minimal bleeding, just wash with soap and water and apply an antiseptic ointment.

MAJOR DENTS

If you get hit in the testicles, scream, lie down, apply an ice-packed cloth and take some deep breaths. If there’s swelling and the pain doesn’t subside within a few minutes, continue the icing and get to a garage and seek mechanical assistance. A severe groin injury can cause sterility.

TROUBLESHOOTING

The diagnoses outlined are intended to serve only as guides to locate and temporarily correct minor faults or worries. Causes of unsatisfactory performance should be investigated and corrected by your doctor.

AVAILABLE OPTIONS/UPGRADES – Customise your privates to fit all your lifestyle needs

VASECTOMY

Enjoy worry-free motoring by having a trained technician cut the Vas Deferens, thereby preventing sperm from reaching the urethra. It’s a safe quick (seven to ten minute), effective means of birth control, plus the sensation of ejaculation remains unchanged. Available in traditional snip or modern laser.

TESTOSTERONE

Preserve the raw beauty of your libido with testosterone! This potent male hormone, manufactured chiefly in the testicles, is responsible for your sexual desire and, to some degree, your erections. But production declines after age 50. Some men, who have no physical problems but experience flagging desire, may benefit from testosterone supplements, which can be taken orally through a skin patch or injection.

PENIS ENLARGEMENT

Gain valuable inches by expanding your trunk! Body-Shop mechanics penis appear larger by cutting the ligaments that attach it to the pubic bone. Once this is done, the penis hangs a bit lower and looks larger. In addition body fat can also be injected under the skin of the penile shaft to make it thicker.

WARNING!
Most mechanics do not approve of the enlargement procedure, which compromises the penile suspension system and may undermine resale value. Consumers have reported lack of stability and loss of control when operating at high speeds.

CIRCUMCISION

See “Checking under the bonnet” above.

FORESKIN RESTORATION

For those who have grown unhappy with their circumcised model, Foreskin restoration may be possible. In this Do-It-Yourself procedure, skin from the shaft of the penis is gradually stretched with tape and even weights until it allegedly resembles a normal foreskin.

WARNING!
Foreskin will not be restored to showroom condition.

PENILE IMPLANTS

If you have chronic difficulty getting an erection and other impotence treatments have failed, consider the new line of deluxe penile implants. These are cylinders that are surgically placed inside the penis to make it firm enough for intercourse. Two models are available. A non-hydraulic implant consists of a pair of flexible silicone rods that can be bent up or down by hand. It’s the simplest design, but since the penis remains semi-rigid, some men find it difficult to wear Chinos. A hydraulic implant includes a pair of hollow rods, a reservoir of saline solution and a pump, all concealed within the body. For an erection you simply squeeze your scrotum to inflate the penis.

HAPPY OWNERSHIP!

Angel at sunset from Porto Alegre, Brazil.

2、与其说是别人让你痛苦，不如说自己的修养不够。

3、如果你不给自己烦恼，别人也永远不可能给你烦恼。因为你自己的内心，你放不下。

4、好好的管教你自己，不要管别人。

5、不宽恕众生，不原谅众生，是苦了你自己。

6、别说别人可怜，自己更可怜，自己修行又如何？自己又懂得人生多少？

7、福报不够的人，就会常常听到是非；福报够的人，从来就没听到过是非。

8、你永远要感谢给你逆境的众生。

9、你永远要宽恕众生，不论他有多坏，甚至他伤害过你，你一定要放下，才能得到真正的快乐。

10、这个世界本来就是痛苦的，没有例外的。

11、当你快乐时，你要想，这快乐不是永恒的。当你痛苦时你要想这痛苦也不是永恒的。

12、认识自己，降伏自己，改变自己，才能改变别人。

13、不要浪费你的生命，在你一定会后悔的地方上。

14、你什么时候放下，什么时候就没有烦恼。

15、每一种创伤，都是一种成熟。

16、当你知道迷惑时，并不可怜， 当你不知道迷惑时，才是最可怜的。

17、狂妄的人有救，自卑的人没有救。

18、你不要一直不满人家，你应该一直检讨自己才对。不满人家，是苦了你自己。

19、你要包容那些意见跟你不同的人，这样子日子比较好过。你要是一直想改变他，那样子你会很痛苦。要学学怎样忍受他才是。你要学学怎样包容他才是。

20、承认自己的伟大，就是认同自己的愚疑。

21、一个人如果不能从内心去原谅别人，那他就永远不会心安理得。

22、心中装满着自己的看法与想法的人，永远听不见别人的心声。

23、毁灭人只要一句话，培植一个人却要千句话，请你多口下留情。

24、当你劝告别人时，若不顾及别人的自尊心，那么再好的言语都没有用的。

25、不要在你的智慧中夹杂着傲慢。不要使你的谦虚心缺乏智慧。

26、根本不必回头去看咒骂你的人是谁？如果有一条疯狗咬你一口，难道你也要趴下去反咬他一口吗？

27、忌妒别人，不会给自己增加任何的好处。忌妒别人，也不可能减少别人的成就。

28、永远不要浪费你的一分一秒，去想任何你不喜欢的人。

29、多少人要离开这个世间时，都会说出同一句话，这世界真是无奈与凄凉啊！

30、恋爱不是慈善事业，不能随便施舍的。感情是没有公式，没有原则，没有道理可循的。可是人们至死都还在执著与追求。

31、请你用慈悲心和温和的态度，把你的不满与委屈说出来，别人就容易接受。

32、创造机会的人是勇者。等待机会的人是愚者。

33、能说不能做，不是真智慧。

34、多用心去倾听别人怎么说，不要急着表达你自己的看法。

35、同样的瓶子，你为什么要装毒药呢？同样的心理，你为什么要充满着烦恼呢？

36、得不到的东西，我们会一直以为他是美好的，那是因为你对他了解太少，没有时间与他相处在一起。当有一天，你深入了解后，你会发现原不是你想像中的那么美好。

37、这个世间只有圆滑，没有圆满的。

38、活着一天，就是有福气，就该珍惜。当我哭泣我没有鞋子穿的时候，我发现有人却没有脚。

39、多一分心力去注意别人，就少一分心力反省自己，你懂吗？

40、欲知世上刀兵劫，但听屠门夜半声。不要光埋怨自己多病，灾祸横生，多看看横死在你刀下的众生又有多少？

41、憎恨别人对自己是一种很大的损失。

42、每一个人都拥有生命，但并非每个人都懂得生命，乃至于珍惜生命。不了解生命的人，生命对他来说，是一种惩罚。

43、自以为拥有财富的人，其实是被财富所拥有。

44、情执是苦恼的原因，放下情执，你才能得到自在。

45、随缘不是得过且过，因循苟且，而是尽人事、听天命。

46、不要太肯定自己的看法，这样子比较少后悔。

47、当你对自己诚实的时候，世界上没有人能够欺骗得了你。

48、用伤害别人的手段来掩饰自己缺点的人，是可耻的。

49、内心充满忌妒，心中不坦白，言语不正的人，不能算是一位五官端正的人。

50、多讲点笑话，以幽默的态度处事，这样子日子会好过一点。

51、活在别人的掌声中，是禁不起考验的人。

52、不要刻意去猜测他人的想法，如果你没有智慧与经验的正确判断，通常都会有错误的。

53、要了解一个人，只需要看他的出发点与目的地是否相同，就可以知道他是否真心的。

54、人生的真理，只是藏在平淡无味之中。

55、不洗澡的人，硬擦香水是不会香的。名声与尊贵，是来自于真才实学的。有德自然香。

56、与其你去排斥它已成的事实，你不如去接受它。

57、逆境是成长必经的过程，能勇于接受逆境的人，生命就会日渐的茁壮。

58、你要感谢告诉你缺点的人。

59、能为别人设想的人，永远不寂寞。

60、如果你能像看别人缺点一样，如此准确般的发现自己的缺点，那么你的生命将会不平凡。

61、原谅别人，就是给自己心中留下空间，以便回旋。

62、时间总会过去的，让时间流走你的烦恼吧！

63、你硬要把单纯的事情看得很严重，那样子你会很痛苦。

64、永远扭曲别人善意的人，无药可救。

65、人不是坏的，只是习气罢了，每个人都有习气，只是深浅不同罢了。只要他有向善的心，能原谅的就原谅他，不要把他看做是坏人。

66、说一句谎话，要编造十句谎话来弥补，何苦呢？

67、其实爱美的人，只是与自己谈恋爱罢了。

68、世界上没有一个永远不被毁谤的人，也没有一个永远被赞叹的人。当你话多的时候，别人要批评你，当你话少的时候，别人要批评你，当你沈默的时候，别人还是要批评你。在这个世界上，没有一个人不被批评的。 我们，指示我们的，这才是良师，有了他们我们才会进步。

70、你目前所拥有的都将随着你的死亡而成为他人的，那为何不现在就乐施给真正需要的人呢？

71、白白的过一天，无所事事，就像犯了窃盗罪一样。

72、沈默是毁谤最好的答覆。

73、对人恭敬，就是在庄严你自己。

74、拥有一颗无私的爱心，便拥有了一切。

75、仇恨永远不能化解仇恨，只有宽容才能化解仇恨，这是永恒的至理。

76、你接受比抱怨还要好，对于不可改变的事实，你除了接受以外，没有更好的办法了。

77、不要因为众生的愚疑，而带来了自己的烦恼。不要因为众生的无知，而痛苦了你自己。

78、别人讲我们不好，不用生气、难过。说我们好也不用高兴，这不好中有好，好中有坏，就看你会不会用？

79、当你的错误显露时，可不要发脾气，别以为任性或吵闹，可以隐藏或克服你的缺点。

81、愚痴的人，一直想要别人了解他。有智慧的人，却努力的了解自己。82、来是偶然的，走是必然的。所以你必须，随缘不变，不变随缘。

83、只要面对现实，你才能超越现实。

84、良心是每一个人最公正的审判官，你骗得了别人，却永远骗不了你自己的良心。

85、不懂得自爱的人，是没有能力去爱别人的。

86、做事就是在学做人而已。

87、有时候我们要冷静问问自已，我们在追求什么？我们活着为了什么？

88、不要因为小小的争执，远离了你至亲的好友，也不要因为小小的怨恨，忘记了别人的大恩。

89、勇于接受别人的批评，正好可以调整自己的缺点。

90、感谢上天我所拥有的，感谢上天我所没有的。

91、说话不要有攻击性，不要有杀伤力，不夸已能，不扬人恶，自然能化敌为友。

92、一个常常看别人缺点的人，自己本身就不够好，因为他没有时间检讨他自己。

93、是非天天有，不听自然无，是非天天有，不听还是有，是非天天有，看你怎么办？

94、如果你真的爱他，那么你必须容忍他部份的缺点。

95、要克服对死亡的恐惧，你必须要接受世上所有的人，都会死去的观念。

96、虽然你讨厌一个人，但却又能发觉他的优点好处，像这样子有修养的人，天下真是太少了。

97、诚实的面对你内心的矛盾和污点，不要欺骗你自己。

98、因果不曾亏欠过我们什么，所以请不要抱怨。

99、大多数的人一辈子只做了三件事；自欺、欺人、被人欺。

Halo over South Brazil.

也许吧！～１０个人有９个说你美，你就也会告诉自己，自己很美，最后找不到理由的时候，还会告诉别人，有人就是喜欢这种品味．

但是时间久了，见了人多了，又见了１００个人，又有９０个说你丑，你会怎么去告诉自己，到底是丑？还是美？

其实已经去注意自己是否是美是丑的时候，人就已经不美了，她已经不是年轻时纯朴的自己，也不是可以静下心来看待身边事物和对待他人的自己了，也许这就叫做臭美．她只关心着别人对她的看法，已经开始用胭脂来满足自己的虚荣，也希望用自己的胭脂来吸引别人投过来的美言和羡慕．如果控制不好胭脂的分量就会变成了妖魔鬼怪．

美是来自于自然，是不加任何掩盖，用语言和肢体和智慧编织出来的结晶．对于美的评价，未必只是一张漂亮的脸蛋．如果只用这种角度去欣赏的美也只能说，是种简单的欣赏，只是看到了一个精致的花瓶，并没有去考究它的年代和内涵．

但是如果你要能发觉一个有了悠久历史和内涵的瓷器，哪怕就只是个破旧的饭碗，那一样会被后人永远记住，也能让后人告诉后人的后人，这个其实要比精致的花瓶还要美．也更为珍贵．

有的时候美也来之于内涵．来之于欣赏的角度．

美并不只是来之于，表面的修饰，因为这种美是早晚都会消失的，但是如果你美的够自然，美的更让人去接受，美的让自己还没忘记自己是谁？美的不需要拿什么了掩盖，那么你就会发觉你的美，会停留的更久远．

如果是自然，忘记了什么是丑，什么是美，忘记了自己的虚荣，忘记了自己的优点和缺点．你一样也会很美，那才是真正的美，真正的美是根本不需要胭脂一样会换来掌声和鲜花的．
记住自己很美，但是不要去想，自己要比别人美．

SwordFish, swimming close to the Victoria Harbour, Wan Chai, Hong Kong.

2.不要随便和别人上床，否则将来遇到一个真爱，但他却是个洁身自好、有原则的男人，你会后悔当年的所作所为。

3.在要求对方是不是处女的时候，想想自己是不是处男，如果是，你可以，如果不是，你凭什么？

4.不要因为自己的长相不如对方而放弃追求的打算，长相只是一时的印象，真正决定能否结合主要取决于双方的性格，我见过的帅哥配丑女，美女配丑男的太多了。

5.和一个生活习惯有很多差异的人恋爱不要紧，结婚要慎重，想想你是否可以长久忍受彼此的不同。

6.经常听说男人味女人味，你知道男人味是什么味道，女人味又是什么味道吗？男人味就是豁达勇敢，女人味就是体贴温柔。

7.和聪明的人恋爱很快乐，因为他们很幽默，会说话，但也时时存在着危机，因为这样的人容易变心，和老实的人恋爱会很放心，但生活却也非常乏味。

8.有的人老是抱怨找不到好人，一两次不要紧，多了就有问题了。首先你要检讨一下你自己本身有没有问题，如果没有，那你就要审视一下自己的眼光了，为什么每次坏人都让你碰到？

9.有人说男人一旦变心，九头牛也拉不回来，难道女人变心，九头牛就拉得回来吗？男女之间只有生理差异，心理方面大同小异。

10. 如果真爱一个人，就会心甘情愿为他改变，如果一个人在你面前我行我素，置你不喜欢的行为而不顾，那么他就是不爱你。所以你不够关心他或者他不够关心你，那 么你就不爱他或者他不爱你，而不要以为自己本来就很粗心，或相信他是一个粗心的人。遇到自己的真爱，懦夫也会变勇敢，同理，粗心鬼也会变细心。

11.成熟的人不问过去，聪明的人不问现在，豁达的人不问未来。

用舌舔对方的上下唇，让对方感受舌部味蕾舔掠的感觉，注意要保持唾液的充分，如果唾液太少，干燥的舔吻会有不舒服的感觉。

第二式：咬吻

用牙齿轻咬对方的唇，但别咬的太用力，以免受伤喔!
第三式：吸吻

轻轻的吸吮对方的唇部；可用自己的唾液轻抹在对方的唇部，然后吸吮干净。
第四式：推动吻

把舌伸进对方口中，让舌与舌互相推放，男生力气应放小，以免女生疼痛；这种互推吻可形成快感。
第五式：吸舌吻

以你的唇含住他的舌，轻轻的吸吮对方的舌头，动作宜缓慢而轻柔，勿过于仓促。
第六式：齿龈吻

用舌探索对方的牙及牙龈的内外两侧，以刺激口内粘膜为目的。动作要仔细，慢，轻柔的介于碰触与不碰触之间，以产生一种特殊的亲密感。
第七式：滑动吻

用舌尖稍用力的舔对方的舌部内侧，由里向外滑舔。
第八式：舔舌吻

双方以舌对舌互舔，以用舌尖为主，不用唇。
第九式：嚼食之吻

咬住对方的舌头，似欲吞食般的吻；请小心别用力过火，只是假装而已。想像对方的舌头是好吃的东西，又咬又舔又吸的想吞进肚子里去。

第十式：律动之吻

以舌在对方的口中，有节奏律动般的的绕着对方的舌尖，画圈似的舔吻。

第十一式：深喉咙吻

将舌深入对方的喉咙重舔。重压，是霸道占有般的吻；这是一种颇不舒服的吻法，但还是有乐在其中的人。
第十二式：热情之吻

将自己的舌把对方的舌包卷于口中，上下左右回旋翻动，用放肆的旋动来增加快感，虽嫌粗鲁但颇具挑战性，是接吻高手必备的技巧之一。
第十三式：甘泉之吻

利用两唇相接时……以舌将自己的唾液渡入对方口中，并吸食对方的唾液。适用于两情相悦且身体健康的爱侣，会觉入口之唾液为琼浆玉液般，世间独有